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The Theory of True Love

Melina, you continued where Damian left off, and I appreciate that.
Thank you you. :D

And Debby? I'm NOT interested in that Dominic dude, come onn~ =.=
I tell you, do NOT tell him anything along that line. Omg o.o

Snippets from PJ's blog:
"i have serious doubts that true love exists.seriously seriously."
"Happily ever after never existed!!"
"my uncle exclaimed in chinese, "see the guy helping his gf with her handbag? FAKE ONE AHHHH!! When they get married, the guy will then ask the girl " why can't you take it yourself?".JIA JIA DE!!"(translation: It's an act!!!)"
"i guess,love still does exist.Probably between the family and the family dog?"

Ouch Pei Jun, so pessimistic ._. But I, despite me being a strong believe in true love, actually agreed with Pei Jun.
Can't help but feel doubtful, eh? Haha.
Of course, Debby would object violently to this O.O

"c)spending my days living in hawaii,with my golden retriever and siberian husky(whatever,i'll probably like,install a aircon kennel for it or something).With the sun,white soft sand,and crystal clear water.
... No annoying wrinkly,old husband demanding if i had worn his false teeth instead of mine or sth."

THOSE IN " " ARE COPYRIGHTED TO SEAH PEI JUN (29) 4E2 xDD
Pee jay, the way you wrote was hilarious xD The Shaolin temple one was totally weird, and so unlike you. The yarn part sounds a bit like you =P


Look at my improvised theory on nice guys (from MNIKSS's theory on hot guys):

1) If the guy is nice, he's most likely snapped up.
2) If the guy is nice, not snapped up, he's gay.
3) If the guy is nice, not snapped up, not gay, he's poor to the extent that he can barely provide for himself (not that I mind, but I don't want to burden him)
4) If the guy is nice, not snapped up, not gay, not poor, he's a player.
5) If the guy is nice, not snapped up, not gay, not poor, not a player, he can't speak English (foreign talent -.-")
6) If the guy is nice, not snapped up, not gay, not poor, not a player, an English speaker, he smokes/drinks/gambles.
7) If the guy is nice, not snapped up, not gay, not poor, not a player, an English speaker, doesn't smoke/drink/gamble, he's not interested in you.

Ohh burrnnn.


Possibly though, they're just the wrong guys. Just haven't met them yet, perhaps? O.o

Hahaha Beijing, if I don't marry, I'll probably live with about 8 cats, different breeds. But I want two Norwegian Forest Cats :) They're very beautiful, perhaps the most eye-catching of all, and have happy-go-lucky personalities.


And finally I'll get a black labrador, cause I think they're really handsome.
Plus, a Border Collie, and a couple more.
Not to forget a Puffer Fish (this is a fish, not a dog).

I'm sure Ma Ruo Nan would fall in love with this plan of mine straight away, especially the part about 8 cats.
She was planning to marry a cat anyway.
Ruo Nan, make sure it's a really handsome one. Hmm, a dark tortoiseshell pelt sounds really dashing. Must be well-built, tall, elegant in a rugged way. Green eyes are the most charming :)
Tabbies are nice, but have to be Norwie tabbies.
Oh wait, you probably wanted a black cat. Make sure the eyes are green.

Done with my reasoning of love :)

posted by Michelle @ 4:17 PM