Mow.

8 little subjects mocking an agonized girl

Hey! You know what? I've got a brilliant idea.
I should drop A maths and forget about trigo
It's not a sin, nor is my surname tan
Cos I don't give a damn about triangles

1 got proven off, and then there was 7
7 little subjects taunting a depressed girl

Hmm, no no, it doesn't seem right
To forget only additional mathematics
Since it's both mathematics, same torture
I should also drop mathematics! Don't you agree?!

1 got squared off, and then there was 6
6 little subjects sneering at a pathetic girl

This won't do! No, it won't!
If I forget Maths, I'll forget calculations!
I won't know where's my centre of gravity
So let's drop Physics before I drop myself

1 fell over the plank and then there was 5
5 little subjects jeering at a tired girl

An element's mole needs physics too, and maths
It needs to know its own molecular mass
Stand at the correct angle while burning chemicals!
No! It'll explode, so first explode Chemistry!

1 got titrated off and then there was 4
4 little subjects laughing at a moody girl

No worries, language can support me
Oh no! I nearly forgot! Chinese characters leap around
I can't catch any, they are too animated
Come on! I only want to be my own character

1 had the wrong character and then there was 3
3 little subjects provoking a sad girl

Who wants to learn about Singapore
When they are planning to run away anyway?
Socializing involves only saying hi, yo, how are you, bye
History will be no more
Advanced relationships allow no war
I tell you, I should just make myself history
What fun is this, what fun is that?

1 became socially history, and then there was 2
2 little subjects running down a blank girl

I can survive alone with English
It's fine, oh so fine!
But hey, isn't Literature all about English
So why separate? The more the merrier!

1 merged with the other, and then there was 1
1 little subject meekly glaring at a happy girl

English Literature! Indeed, it's great!
I can analyze analyze to no end
Reading, writing, I'll go to the US
But what about when I go to Korea?!

The last one wasn't efficient enough
So then there was none

I'll just become a web designer! And design my own web,
Saying "Who needs studying??" and play all I want
And then I'll get sued when I won't take it down
Jail? No way! I'll get my stuff and leave for good.

No more little subjects, they are not needed
Sadly, now, there is no more girl.
No more girl, no more girl!!

You don't need to be a lit student to know I didn't have a good day.

posted by Michelle @ 2:15 PM